Following the stupendous success of Trump Baby's debut flight over Parliament, we are now in the process of organising a world tour for the lighthearted yet insulting inflatable. Trump Baby will follow the US President around the world on his overseas itinerary, trolling Trump from the skies as a constant reminder of how the world sees his grotesque presidency. Any donations received from here on in will go towards supporting Trump Baby's new diplomatic mission! You can read the description for our successful crowdfunder below.
Donald Trump is a big, angry baby with a fragile ego and tiny hands.
He's also racist demagogue who is a danger to women, immigrants and minorities and a mortal threat to world peace and the very future of life on earth. Moral outrage is water off a duck’s back to Trump. But he really seems to hate it when people make fun of him.
So when Trump visits the UK on Friday the 13th of July this year, we want to make sure he knows that all of Britain is looking down on him and laughing at him. That's why a group of us have chipped in and raised enough money to have a 6 meter high blimp made by a professional inflatables company, to be flown in the skies over Parliament Square during Trump's visit.
We now have easily enough money to make him fly on the 13th! Any donations to the crowdfunder from here on in will go to support the Trump Baby World Tour! See updates!
Getting Trump Baby aloft from a single location for just one day will cost over £700 for enough helium to fill a blimp this size - a target we smashed within hours of opening our crowdfunder. We will also now be able to fly Trump Baby in a separate location closer to the big orange sex pest himself* during his visit, guaranteeing that he won't be missed by the President and his entourage.
If we are unable to obtain consent to fly Trump Baby from Parliament Square Gardens, we may need to be creative about finding a suitable alternative location - and that could cost more money too. Trump Baby needs an area of at least 5m square to safely inflate and take off from. If you know anyone with a large garden in central London, please get in touch!
We are a group of friends with, between us, a lot of experience of doing this sort of thing successfully. If anyone can blow up Trump Baby, we can.
*no details have yet been released on the President's UK itinerary, but we are keeping a close eye on this.